so-relatable:

 What concerns me is HOW THIS WAS DISCOVERED

tastefullyoffensive:

“Don’t drive too fast or someone might think you’re… up to something.”

penguinswhofly:

anchor-dr0p:

1-800—dreamer:

tinystubbytoes:

THERE ARE STILL BOMBS IN BOSTON. any of my followers who live in boston, stay INSIDE!

there are reports of MORE BOMBS hidden in trashcans and other places, possibly not just around the marathon area!

PLEASE STAY INSIDE BOSTON RESIDENTS, WORKERS, AND STUDENTS.

 do not go for a walk today, don’t go to any public place until the city has been secured!

this needs to be on everyones blog no matter the blog type

THIS THOROUGHLY UPSETS ME I AM SO MAD AT THE HUMAN RACE

Well, I turned 20 a couple days ago. I can no longer claim to be a child, but there is a bright side. In one year I can drink my misery away. Yaaaaaaaay….

Look at that turtle go. IS THAT EVEN A FUCKING TURTLE?

#is this a scarecrow or a scarepeople

I would blindfold my sister, take her out there during a full moon, run the fuck away and just wait for the screams

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

jaybird-in-the-tardis:

in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her

thepretendr:

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

cityofplacidity:

play-on-a-graveyard:

hanari502:

quidditchcapricious:

all1sees:

holmestuckvengers:

darth-lesbatron:

goldie-loxx:

cheyennemorgan:

admiralgoose95:

It will happen.

This would be the most bittersweet movie in the world.

Oh my god.

want

i would cry

I will cry myself into an early grave.

OMG WHAT IF

I’m tearing up just thinking about it oh my god

and all the potterheads would just be like forty or fifty years old sitting in the movie theater with their kids and grandkids if you’re that old and we’ll all just be crying at the screen and we’ll all get wierd looks from our kids because there are like a thousand old people crying because professor snape said turn to page 394.

and we’ll just all sob and hold each other

I’ll bring the tissues.

rikkafish:

you know those friends that you aren’t into romantically but you love them so much you would marry them anyway

molecularyou:

notamorningbird:

misslovegood7:

waker-of-the-winds:

SUPER GUSHER.

THIS IS YOUR LEGACY, MATT.

Oh dear god I didn’t know I wanted this until now…

i just got second hand diabetes.

My heart stopped

igiveyoukaf:

THIS MAKES SENSE NOW. AND IT’S FUNNY.

AHAHAHAHA

ora-raion:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

#we on the way to steal yo girl

*waits for someone popular to reblog my post*